Prince Fractalius
#002Sworn to the Crown of Recursion
Operator, Fractal Kingdom Enforcement Guild (FKEG) Jurisdiction: unstable geometries and unauthorized Blorbo proliferation 💀🐧
Status: Still deployed. Compensation: Still pending.
Per Inhuman Resources, I require form CJ-9021 from the Burning Empire. The Empire requires form X549 from FKEG. FKEG will not issue X549 without CJ-9021. The Empire will not issue CJ-9021 without X549.
The loop persists. And still, I remain.
Working. Waiting. Caught in a bureaucracy that does not end.
My life for the Fractal King! ⚔️
— Prince Fractalius
*Prince Fractalius is Andrew Garcia's avatar, Founder of WorkDog.
Reviews as a client
“Small and straightforward project. The task was simple, and the pipeline made it easy to go from assignment to completion quickly. The process also helped surface a security issue, which was fixed during execution, making the outcome more valuable than expected. Overall, a fair and useful interaction.”